My Faith Is In The Rock And My Name Is On The Roll
friend of mine has a habit of inviting me to accompany him on what he advertises as “a quick run over to” a given merchant we both frequent; the “quick run;” always morphs into a Mammoth Shopping Expedition which lasts hours and usually involves a meal. I rarely make any purchases on such trips; in general, I’m no good at shopping for shopping’s sake, since I most often only buy something when I know what I want and where to get it. I will, at times, carry a few items for potential purchase around the store with me, watching my friend try on, taste, smell, or listen to the various products he’s sampling, but I almost always return the items to their shelves before we leave.

Crucifixion at Barton Creek Mall by Jim Janknegt
Sometimes, though, I’m wise enough to remember I won’t buy anything, and I spend my time browsing or proposing to my friend that he buy something absurd or wholly unsuited for him. This is always much more fun than buying anything for myself; I have made quite an art of it, and will spend considerable energy finding the most useless or offensive products for my friend.
It was such a quest that led me to the soft-edged, bulging cardboard box of cassette tapes in the Village Outlet (a thrift store). I was hoping for an old Vanilla Ice cassingle or perhaps an entire album by Debbie Gibson, but for the most part I found blank cassettes onto which had been recorded various pop rappers; there were many, many copies of Puff Daddy albums from that distant time before he changed his name to P. Diddy, and albums by various “original gangstas,” but little that was not dubbed from something else. The Scott Wesley Brown album was in the bottom of the box, flanked on all sides by sucka MCs enshrined by Maxell.
The cassette itself was a sort of overeager electric blue color chosen without regard (or with blatant disregard) for the fact that it clashed with the queasy royal blue of the cover which, in the minimalist fashion of the 70s, contained no information at all save for the artist’s name, the album name, and the song listing. Who played on the album, where it was recorded, who Mr. Wesley Brown would like to acknowledge and thank, who produced the album, or who was responsible for the photo of Mr. Wesley Brown standing on a beach in a Hawaiian shirt and bug-eyed spectacles is all information lost to the ages. This was most definitely a record from the mid seventies; Mr. Wesley Brown sports, in the cover photo, a white man’s afro and a watch larger than some cell phones. I admit envy of his Hawaiian shirt. The album’s name is “I’m Not Religious, I Just Love The Lord.” I am certain I have seen bumper stickers expressing the same sentiment.
My friend, on being presented with the cassette, whoops with delight; the find even elicits celebratory swearing. He calls the cassette “hot,” like so: “That is HOT, man.” He is not being ironic. He really likes it. It is worth sixty cents to him, which in the economy of thrift store shopping, amounts to high praise. He pops it into his car’s tape deck when we leave. The cassette’s previous owner was kind enough to rewind the tape before making a gift of it to Village Outlet. It starts, however, on side two, so we miss the title track and instead are treated to “Dance,” which expresses SWB’s determination to “dance like David.” I have to explain the metaphor to my friend, who knows who King David is, but wasn’t familiar with the dancing.
“Like” is an adverb of sweeping scope; I deflate my friend’s astonishment at the thought of SWB dancing in the streets wearing nothing but thick-rimmed glasses and a bulky watch by pointing out that I think he probably intends “like” to mean “just as.” We agree, however, that it would be far, far cooler if SWB would indeed have danced naked in the streets, but my friend observes that if he were going to, he’d need a different soundtrack.
The title track, when we get to it, expresses, over a shamelessly Elton John-ish tune the uber-protestantism of the hippies-turned-evangelicals who made up the Jesus Movement. “Religion” is out; “loving the Lord” is in, which gives the song a sort of anti-authoritarian, theologically liberal gloss. But the song’s subtext suggests that there is only one way to “love the Lord,” which necessitates some kind of organization and mechanism of indoctrination so that everyone knows what that one way is. I don’t imagine SWB, who has spent a significant portion of his career advocating “missions,” and not the kind whose primary purpose is in service of the sick or needy, agreeing that polytheistic Africans can “love the Lord” differently than middle-class Americans, which sounds an awful lot like religion to me. The scope of the denial required to maintain this dichotomy boggles the mind.
Another track, “Friend,” lends itself very easily to misreading. It is part of a mini-genre of “love songs to Jesus” in which the metaphor of a human romance is used to illustrate the relationship between Christ and the singer. Songs like these, very popular in Contemporary Christian Music in the 70s and 80s, are typically bland or unsubtle or both. Usually they take a form which makes it difficult for listeners to know if the singer is singing about Jesus or his girlfriend. In this case, SWB’s use of masculine pronouns with few references to Jesus in the song can be heard, without too much effort on the part of listener, as homoerotic; the metaphor overpowers the song and its religious meaning is lost.
SWB covers “House at Pooh Corner,” badly, but well enough that we didn’t fast-forward.
We listened to the entire album, but “Dance” contains our favorite line: “My faith is in the rock, and my name is on the roll” (which I believe I have also seen on a bumper sticker). We adopt this line as our own (the cultural studies academics would say we ‘appropriated’ it) for a week or so as our greeting.
‘What’s up man?”
“My faith is in the rock…”
“…and my name is on the roll, baby.”
The tape makes its rounds; various denizens of the local coffee shop borrow it to listen, none of them Christian, most of them atheist. The fascination is similar in all cases; none of them are in danger of being converted or even slightly convinced by SWB’s music. Most express amazement that while the music isn’t that good, it isn’t nearly as awful as one expects Contemporary Christian Music to be, and that it is clear that the session musicians have chops. Something’s missing.
The music isn’t terrible, but it is highly derivative, mostly of Elton John. The influence is strong, especially in the music and arrangements. Even the fingering style of the pianist (is SWB the pianist? I don’t know: there are no liner notes, remember) tears a chapter from Elton’s book. And, now, thinking about Elton and SWB simultaneously, I wonder if the cover of I’m Not Religious.. was influenced at all by the cover of Elton’s Caribou. The two are similar enough for this to be plausible, but different enough to keep me from being certain.

I’m Not Religious, I Just Love the Lord

Caribou
The differences between the two covers are like the differences between Elton’s music and SWB’s. Caribou features Elton in an outlandish, ridiculous tiger-print shirt and trademark oversized Elton John glasses occupying the middle third of the cover, surrounded by a beach and mountainscape; I’m Not Religious… features SWB in an moderately gaudy Hawaiian shirt, almost Elton-esque oversized glasses occupying the middle third of the cover, surrounded by beachfront. In short, the cover art for “I’m Not Religious…” is like the cover art for Caribou, but watered down.
This is interesting to me for several reasons, the most salient of which is that even if the cover art is not derivative, the music most definitely is, and this means that there exists a fascinating relationship between SWB, his fans, and Elton John. It is probably safe to bet that among the folks who own or owned copies of I’m Not Religious…, there are few who owned any records by Elton John, whose music, especially in the early 70s, was sexually charged, and whose stage persona has always been gender-bending and homoerotic. John’s songs in the 70’s represent the peak of the Elton John/Bernie Taupin collaboration; Taupin’s lyrics are filled with the lust, anger, exuberance, bluster and swagger of the 70s. Not exactly fare suitable for Christian radio. SWB acted (at least on I’m Not Religious…) as a sort of filter for CCM of the ideas and music of Elton John; it’s clear that he didn’t just study John’s music - he was a fan. SWB had obviously listened to and loved Goodbye Yellow Brick Road; there’s no way he could have made I’m Not Religious… otherwise.
But this isn’t just a plight of Scott Wesley Brown’s; if one spends much time listening to “Christian” music and one is aware of “secular” music, it is obvious that as a genre, CCM is derivative. CCM artists act as kidneys for their largely evangelical audience, straining secular pop culture and inserting Dogmatically Correct lyrics. Until the Jesus Movement, Christian music was largely old-time music, bluegrass, gospel, and drippy ditties performed by acts with Gaither in somewhere in their names. When “Christian Rock” was evolving, there was no infrastructure designed for it, and the closest thing was the small network of radio stations and labels that promoted gospel music being made by white people. The aesthetic and mores of that demographic determined the course of CCM up to today.
Then, too, there is the music’s utter failure to achieve what was likely its primary goal: to win converts. CCM music, especially in the 70s and 80s, was almost entirely either schmaltzy, sappy “Praise and Worship” music, which was mostly bad paraphrases of certain Pslams set to soft rock, or the kind of stuff SWB wrote, whose goal was evangelism. The idea was that since music had been shown to be a powerful uniting force in the 60s and 70s, that Christian musicians could Trojan horse susceptible non-Christians into believing. Until the early 90s, most Christian concerts ended with altar calls, the lead vocalist or main act becoming a preacher for the show’s final fifteen minutes. The musicians often acted as prayer counselors themselves, adding the persuasion of Star Power to the mix.
But almost no one over thirteen who’s listened to CCM music has become Christian, or even become more sympathetic towards the idea because of it. None of the several people who have passed around the blue SWB cassette have prayed the Sinner’s Prayer so far as I know. Most of them only listened to it for its campiness; the odds of them going near any modern CCM are pretty slim.
That’s because, in thirty years, not much has changed. I went to the local library and filled up a shopping basket with samples from the rather impressive collection of CCM. The bands still dress like famous mainstream bands of five years ago; the production and styles and instrumentation and graphic design are similarly five years behind the times. Right now I’m listening to the latest album by a band called Switchfoot; they have been mentioned in Rolling Stone and on the iTunes Music Store. But they’re still frightfully bland and unoriginal. They have had the good sense to hire a mainstream producer (John Fields, producer of Pink and Mandy Moore), but the lyrics are cliche-ridden, the music is predictable, and yes, derivative, this time of the soft-grunge genre that pervaded top forty radio in the mid-nineties (think Bush, or Third Eye Blind).
Or, more famously, there’s Jars of Clay. Propelled to what counts as superstardom in CCM’s small pond by winning a songwriting contest in the early 90s, Jars released an album unashamedly derivative of U2. They quickly mellowed out though, and their second album, much afraid drew heavily on not only the “sound” of the Pennsylvania acoustic folk-rock band The Innocence Mission, but also the concept behind The Innocence Mission’s third album, Glow, and that album’s cover art. Both covers use an antique black and white photo tinted yellow for the principal artwork; both use a red, lower-case serif font for the text.

Glow

much afraid
Since then, Jars have widened their palette somewhat, but a listen to
Who We Are Instead, their latest album, reveals that they’ve settled for sounding like the Gin Blossoms or Toad the Wet Sprocket (both bands popular in the early 90s). Like SWB’s band, or Switchfoot, Jars have musical chops, but they seem to have decided to bury their talents in a hole in the ground rather than take any risks with them. Lyrically, they’re not as clunky as Switchfoot, and nowhere near as bad or unintentionally campy as SWB, but they’re also not as interesting to listen to, probably because Toad the Wet Sprocket are not as interesting (or dangerous) as Elton John.
Some readers aware of how vast the universe of CCM really is will no doubt be protesting that there are interesting, relevant, original CCM artists, and I won’t disagree with them; I own a few Daniel Amos records. These same readers might also observe that mainstream music is by no means without its own copycat acts, and again, I will not dispute. but what is of interest to me is not only that the CCM cosmos is almost wholly lit by stars whose light is not their own, but what light acts as source for these artists. Where artists in the mainstream may betray heavy reliance on great songwriters, those songwriters are almost always practitioners of the same or a similar genre to that of the copycat.
Genre does not merely determine the style of music; packed with musical style are rhetorical patterns, ways of seeing the world, and attitudes. Blues musicians mustn’t stray too far from the blues’ essential dissatisfaction with the world; rappers, even those who find the bling-obsession and confrontational attitude of popular rap music distasteful, must still self-aggrandize. Bubblegum pop must address the high drama of teenage throwaway romances; industrial music must address and embody human despair and hopelessness. Some genres are therefore more suited to expressions of evangelical lives (there are almost no Catholic or liberal Protestant CCM bands; it is a wholly evangelical endeavor). The singer-songwriter genre, for example, lends itself easily to the kind of introspection one finds in the Psalms or the middle of the book of Romans; folk music, because it has always been prophetic, is easily put to the same use by evangelical folk singers. Genres that can’t be as easily imported must either bend the rather static evangelical doctrine to their requirements or lose essential elements of what makes them what they are.
It is in this importing process that the internal tensions of CCM arise. Usually the CCM artist allows the discourse of evangelical theology to co-opt the surface-level features of a genre (musical style, graphic design, costumes) while ditching the attitudes and ideas that make the genre function resulting in terrible or bland music; rock and roll that champions the causes of the establishment isn’t just a betrayal - it’s also boring.
Sometimes, though, the CCM artist allows the genre certain control, resulting in theological absurdity or self-contradiction. The reggae band Christafari comes to mind. Reggae is a religious music; the religion it arose from, Rastafarianism, is an essential component of the music itself, including reverence for and reference to Haile Selassie (also called Ras Tafari). Thus Christafari’s compromise is evidenced in the band’s name; they attempted to redirect Rastafarian devotion to their messiah toward Christ. The result backfires in ways one hopes Mark Mohr, the group’s songwriter can recognize. The lyrics to the song “Lion of Zion” for example, read as text, present themselves innocuously (and vacuously) as lyrics to a given Hosanna Music “praise and worship” song:
Him a the Lion of Zion
He’s tougher than iron
So burn down the hills of Babylon
The Lion of Zion, it’s him we can rely on
And Him that protects me from wrong
Some of what is theologically wack about this is due to Mohr’s ineptitude as a lyric-writer (Jesus is tougher than iron? Has he gone and joined the WWF now? And does Jesus protect Christians from wrong? Or does the rain fall on the just and the unjust?). But the major theological weakness is a function of the genre itself; any serious fan of reggae will instinctively read references to “the Lion of Zion” as Selassie, not Christ.
A second example is the Gospel Gangstas. A rap group who managed to get some mainstream rap radio play in the mid-90s, the Gospel Gangstas had to keep the genre’s tropes of murder, gang battles, masculine stoicism. This was accomplished by transferring the violence to the slaying of metaphorical demons, turning spiritual warfare into bullets from a Tek 9, and turning Ephesians 6:12 on its head:
Why yes I’m just a spiritual cap peela, life killa, blood spilla
To make it blunt a straight demon killa
…
And in yo midst like a guerilla, pleadin the blood over your pillar
It’s the Sanctified, Bloodwashed, demon killa, killa
Petra stand as a third example; much of the unsubtlety of their lyrics is due to the pop metal genre, often called “cock rock,” that the band has practiced for the past 15 years. This kind of rock music is swaggering, macho, sexually charged and about as subtle as a freight train. The teachings of Christ are not well-suited to expression via “cock rock.” The complexities of theology do not translate well through these tropes, resulting in the absurdities listed above, and twenty albums’ worth more. Bob Hartman’s songwriting is instructive if for no other reason than that his songs interpret scripture with the critical lens typical of most evangelicals, one which ignores (if it’s aware of) Jung’s observation that symbols reduced to mere definition lose their symbolic and mysterious power. So, on Petra’s latest release we’re treated to a reading of 1 John 15:20 that reduces the Gospel message to nepotism (“It’s all about who you know”), and a reading of Romans 7 mangled by an inept analogy to Stevenson’s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (Hartman reads Stevenson with about as much finesse as he reads St. Paul; Stevenson’s whole tension between civilized, educated, effeminate humanity and the necessary but repressed masculine, animal side and Paul’s nuanced exploration of sin and grace are both morphed to fit Hartman’s theology).
Being an instrumentalist doesn’t seem to offer a CCMer any clemency; Michael W. Smith’s most recent album, Freedom, proves that CCMers can even get New Age music wrong. And being a well-respected, talented mainstream artist doesn’t seem to offer immunity either: just listen to Bob Dylan’s Shot of Love, Slow Train Comin’ or Saved.
Take Charlie Peacock, an artist often lauded by CCMers as unusually creative and talented, and himself the author of a diagnostic of All That’s Wrong With CCM book (At The Crossroads). Despite a promising mainstream career, he could not escape the CCM curse: his best work is made up of the albums he released before moving to Nashville and signing a deal with Sparrow Records. From the point on, each of his albums was progressively worse. His most recent, Full Circle, celebrates 20 years in the CCM industry, is an album of remakes - Peacock remaking his CCM hits with various CCM stars as collaborators, and is outright awful. Instead of performing music derivative of some famous mainstream artist, Charlie Peacock is now performing music derivative of Charlie Peacock.
But this is to be expected. Peacock went from being an outsider to the CCM industry, signed to the same label as U2, promoted by the famous rock promoter Bill Graham, to being an insider’s insider: songwriter for Amy Grant, producer of numerous CCM bands (Switchfoot being one of them), sought-after author, and columnist in CCM Magazine. His rise in CCM -land is almost directly connected to the decline of his music. Still, in 1997, when At The Crossroads was published, he was able to perform a halfway-decent diagnosis of the problem: CCM artists use the same producers, session musicians and studios as country music artists, and yet the CCM industry continues to churn out embarrassing, second-rate music while country music has recently experienced a renaissance, thanks in part to country artists who are either Christians or who deal in Christian themes, like Emmylou Harris, Johnny Cash, Buddy and Julie Miller, and the performers on the O Brother Where Art Thou soundtrack (produced by T-Bone Burnett, a Christian) like Ralph Stanley.
This raises an interesting question: country music and gospel music both express Christian themes unashamedly. Why don’t these genres suck as universally as CCM?
The reason might be because both country and gospel center around storytelling, as opposed to the presentation of propositions. Storytelling is the mode of discourse found most often in the Bible, and even in the Creeds. Take out the “I believe” at the beginning of each line in the Apostle’s Creed and what do you have? A story. So perhaps CCM’s problem has to do with the evangelical attachment to propositions as the preferred means of communicating about God. Stories, like the ones in the Bible, are open-ended, and applied ad hoc by readers. Sometimes I identify with the Prodigal Son, sometimes his elder brother.
This is what younger evangelicals find so compelling about Christian musicians outside the CCM sphere, even ones who are unashamedly not evangelical, like members of U2, or Moby, or Lauryn Hill, or Evanescence. Being outside the CCM sphere, these artists are free from the constraints of CCM’s Doctrinal Correctness to make rock and roll that can address Christian themes while still transgressing. Rock and roll is largely about transgression, and about dancing, and ideally, about both at the same time.
Peacock’s diagnosis failed, and the failure demonstrates how little has changed since the 1970s. For Peacock, the problem with CCM is that its listeners and performers and industry folk aren’t “kingdom-minded.” His use of this phrase is vague. On the one hand, Peacock emphasizes that the Gospel is presented as a story, and that Christians ought to be storytellers. He’s just a “follower of Christ,” but he’s doesn’t have much truck with Rules and Doctrinal Correctness. One might come away with the impression that he’s an ageing liberal hippyhe’s not religious, he just loves the Lord.
But he suffers from the same malaise as SWB, namely, that underneath all the liberal-sounding talk, he is religious in a very particular way. At The Crossroads takes for granted that Christians ought to be converting non-Christiansthe emphasis on storytelling is framed as a means of achieving this goal. The Doobie Brothers thought “Jesus was just alright;” Peacock thinks Jesus is necessary, and what’s more, that particular ways of perceiving and understanding Jesus are necessary. Peacock’s in denial as much as SWB was, and as much as evangelicals in general are.
It’s uniquely evangelical to ape secular pop culture to the extent that evangelical markets do, just as the phenomenon of “mall churches” like Willow Creek, which are based around the idea of preaching a “seeker sensitive” gospel, one that is marketable as a self-help program, is an evangelical phenomenon. “Seeker-sensitive” theology is similar to the theology in CCM lyrics; it’s bland, inoffensive, centered (as Peacock observed) around contentless buzzwords, uncritical of the status quo or of injustice in short, it’s a demographic more than a proper theology. The demographic wants pop music, but with Doctrinally Correct lyrics. It wants rock and roll, but none of the rebellion or transgression or sexuality that comes with it. At the same it seems surprised and shocked, even, that the music it commissioned isn’t popular with fans of mainstream pop, and from time to time cries censorship.
There is not much difference between what bugs CCMers about the politics of radio play and what bugs mainstream rapper wunderkind Kanye West about it enough to devote a song (“Jesus Walks”) to the topic:
So here go my single dawg, radio needs this
They said I could rap about anything except for Jesus
That means guns, sex, lies, videotape
But if I talk about God my record won’t get played, huh?
But West’s interests are not what CCM’s interests are:
I ain’t here to argue about his facial features
Or here to convert atheists into believers
I’m just tryin’ to say the way school need teachers
The way Kathy Lee needed Regis…that’s the way I need Jesus.
Perhaps this is what makes West’s song, and his complaint, sound more prophetic and less like whining. His goal is that of a traditional witness: to tell his story, not win converts. Perhaps the song’s gospel music roots and structure lend it an authenticity CCM music will probably never have. (Why doesn’t gospel music suck?) Or perhaps it’s because West does something CCMers just don’t: he makes us shake our hips. In that regard, West, whose repertoire ranges from the religious, as above, to the naughty and bawdy. In this way, he’s like Mick Jagger, who, we’ll remember, “don’t wanna talk about Jesus,” but just wants to see His face.